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Director Christopher Nolan has revealed that his next Batman movie will be called The Dark Knight Rises, and the villain will not, as expected, be The Riddler, but rather The Condiment King, whom actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is expected to take "to a very dark place."
I always get The Condiment King and Mustard Man confused. [personally, I am happy they are avoiding 3D because I get crazy bad headaches from the current tech]
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mustard-man
Some guy running around in his underwear?
I would think his deadliest enemy would be Solomon Grundy.
"A very dark place" = fish sauce
"When this timer counts down to zero, all of Gotham will smell like asshole. And there's nothing you can do to stop me."
Great, a three-hour film about Batman getting out of bed in the morning.
WHICH ONE OF THE NOLAN "FILMS" HASN'T BEEN THAT?
Damn you for robbing me of my comment. Jerk.
How Balk's mind works (?): "The Condiment King first appeared in the episode 'Make Em Laugh,'"–the song that formed the centerpiece of JGL's SNL monologue last year.
The Riddler could have been taken to a place of existential angst which, damn I wish John Cassavetes was still alive.
Actor With More Convincing Angry Batman Voice Than Christian Bale would be a more intimidating foe.
Also, Egghead or Oprah Winfrey.
The Sideler.