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Gentleman Persists In Making Uncharitable Remarks About Scale Of Colleague's Endowment
This is too amazing to mar with any kind of comment, so I will just get out of the way: "KEITH RICHARDS has reignited a row with MICK JAGGER – by claiming the singer has a tiny WILLY. The ROLLING STONES pair fell out in 2005 when the guitarist first said Sir Mick had a 'small c**k'. Keith, 66, was forced to publicly apologise. Now he says Sir Mick's ex MARIANNE FAITHFULL 'had no fun with Mick's tiny todger'."
When I read the headline, I honestly thought this was going to be about Carl Paladino.
I keep reading "colleague" as "college" and thinking it's going to be about Harvard. Much less interesting that way.
I also thought it was about Harvard. High five!
There are ways of telling whether his todger is tiny.
'Bed hop Chile fella in sex vow.' It's just bewitching in all its many guises, Knifecrime Islandese.
I have mixed emotions about this.
I'm shattered.
Marianne couldn't get no satisfaction
This is like the time Joni Mitchell told me my ass was fat.
But this is so easily settled!
Surely there is at least one third party who can and will attest to the size of Mr. Jagger's willy?
Who is still alive and was sober enough during the sighting to have accurate recall, that is…
Jesus. They really should have had the decency to die in a fiery plane crash after putting out Exile on Main Street.
I wouldn't put too much stock in anything Marianne Faithful recalls from that particular period in her life.
To be fair, Mick was competing with a Mars Bar, right?