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Say it with me, everyone: What a world. "Detectives questioned a circus owner today about allegations that a wallaby died after being plied with ecstasy and drink at a birthday disco. The marsupial was let loose among more than 150 revellers dancing at the Clarion Hotel in Liffey Valley, west Dublin, to the theme tune of Australian television show Skippy The Bush Kangaroo."
Wallabies just can't. Hold. Their ecstasy.
("Birthday disco"?)
I have good information that the wallaby died with a pouch full of his own heroin.
He's of no further use, Bruce.
I've stayed at that hotel. This will be by far the most exciting thing ever to have happened there.
If this is true, it is awful.
The perpetrators should be sentenced to a ride on a bus driven by the pigeon.
Thank god it wasn't a koala. Talk about your blood on the dancefloor.
I heard some queen named Priscilla gave him the pill.