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Delaware Descends Into Identity Politics
Man, the Delaware Senate campaign has suddenly become the most ontological race in the nation.
Wait – but I DO think the retirement age for social security should be raised! Is this where I discover plane tickets to cities I've never been to with Christine O'Donnell's name on them in a drawer? And realize I've been sleeping longer and longer, awake less and less, each day?
I dedicate this one to you, deep.
But who is The Walrus?
Or The Egg Man, for that matter?
I don't take jokes very well in the a.m., and spat coffee everywhere at the "I AM YOU" bit. It felt like the Exorcist.
I couldn't get past the first line. "I am not a witch" has got to be the greatest opening volley in the history of political debate.
Seems unnecessary to just come out for no reason and throw away the witch vote. Their GOTV operation is AMAZING.
@kneetoe Particularly this year, when they will be a week early.
Hmmm. Does she weigh more than a duck?
She sounds pretty calm for a candidate with one foot stuck in a mop bucket.
She's not Me for sure, because I would never make a smug stupid duckface, never mind let it be photographed.
I love those Tylenol ads that promise that you will "get back, get back to nor-mal", but with the cautionary clause: "whatever your normal is."
She's Spartacus.
Or Dick Whitman.
Christine O'Donnell is the one who left a roller skate on the Keanes' stairs?
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom
She's not her, that's for sure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaVxeLgft5c
And if in fact she is me, doesn't that entail some crazy sort of witchcraft?
I hope he's gotten REM on board with this.
The State of Delaware ought to dust off their old ducking stool so we can settle this witch issue once and for all.
Oh! They could just throw her in the river, no special equipment necessary.
If she floats, she's a witch and then someone has to burn her or something like that…
Nope, Nope. Gotta have due process.
BRING ON THE DUCKING STOOL.
And according to her views on evolution, she is not an animal either.
That's so Raven.