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"Dancing With The Stars" Contestants Ranked In Reverse Order Of Their Ability To Hold My Attention
• Rick Fox
• David Hasselhoff
• The Raven Kid from Disney, Or Nickelodeon, Or ABC Family Or Wherever Raven Was
• Jennifer Grey
• MargCho
• The Old Quarterback Who Almost Certainly Has Texted His Penis To Someone In The Choir, Just You Wait, It's Coming Out
• Ma Brady
• Brandy
• Bristol Palin
• The Hot One From "The Hills"
• Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
• Was Bruce Jenner On This Season? If So, Him
Mark Lisanti is sorry that "Mad Men" is over for the season.
It's okay Bristol, he's really a nobody. No no, don't cry! His opinion doesn't matter! Come sit by me, let me stroke your hair. Your pretty, pretty hair…
Oooh! Mark Lisanti! *props chin on hands*
Sadly I don't think Kurt Warner is that interesting. He has a hard time with the "sexy" dances.
Kurt Warner texts pictures of Jesus to models.
Just wait till Skating With The Stars, guys.
Jennifer Grey….beautiful dancer, but her "I'm just slumming, I'm not going to bother to talk or even look at the female holding the microphone" thing is getting old.
Her partner should be getting paid double to put up with her weird bitchiness.
(I only watch because someone else in the house is watching. I swear)
Ah, Brooke Burke. How I miss the days of her being referred to as Bwak Bwak on TWoP!
(Also, I've seen this show once. And it is terrible.)