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Choosing a Law Firm Career Based on the Availability of Hot Lesbian Coworkers
Here is a sort-of handy guide for young lady lawyers interested in joining firms with other hot women. Sort of! Notes a spoilsport: "This is going to sound crazy, but I find it hard to objectify women once they start talking. Once they open their mouths, I care about things like 'what they are saying' and 'whether or not I agree.' Women I agree with, I find attractive." Also the real answer seems to be Cravath.
Which law firms are twinkiest?
A lawfirm is–by definition–is a workplace full of unattractive, youngish, overworked, socially awkward people who spend all hours of the night together under fluorescent lights. Pick any firm, they're all doing it like rabbits. Ugly, ugly rabbits.
Exit to Eden FTW
Granted, my last experience with Cravath was about 10 years ago (and yeah, I may have dated an associate there for 2 years), but no. Trust me on this, NO.
(Also, Cleary was always the liberal-est and gay-friendly-est, if you ask me.)
(Also also, that letter was definitely totally fake.)