Algorithm Helps Determine How Much Longer You Will Be Able To Enjoy Sweet Nicotine

"Osaka-based game software and graphics developer Proge Inc. has created a free software application to help smokers roughly determine how many years they have left on this planet based on their age, the number of cigarettes they smoke each day and how many years they have been slaves to nicotine. Users input the data into the 'Death Meter' and a countdown until their likely demise appears on the screen over the image of mocking Grim Reaper with a cigarette between his boney fingers."
-Or you could just look at the phlegm you cough up each morning and figure it out that way. I mean that's how I do it. Seriously, there does not need to be an app for everything.