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Shark-Ravaged Hottie Comes Out For "Save the Sharks" Campaign
Our favorite shark attack survivor, Paul De Gelder, a Sydney-based Navy diver (just now back to work, a year-and-a-half after his attack!), and nine other shark attack survivors are lobbying the UN for shark protection. Sharks! Why do we keep savagely and randomly attacking them on our beaches?
If this were Gawker, this comment would be a picture of Adam West hanging from a rope ladder with a rubber shark gnawing at his thigh.
That is also not a value judgment.
Or is it?
is this the royal 'Our'? Because I have a litany of hot shark attack survivors and I don't see him on MY list.
I was just thinking the same thing. But then maybe my list is not quite so… manly?
Men, women; surely we can find consensus on 'Australian.'
Grrrrrrrrrr!(eat White)
-shakes hands with Goons, smiling for photo op in front of banner reading 'Australian Hotness Treaty of 2010'-
OUR MEANS ALL OF US. UNITY.
Aww you guys. You're the best.
judging by the pose, i think he just got iced.