Monday, September 20th, 2010

Pet Tigers Totally Legal, Totally Awesome in 44% of America

HOORAYGreat news for all my cat-loving friends! "It is perfectly legal for a private individual to own a tiger-no license required-in nine U.S. states, including Idaho, Ohio, Alabama and North Carolina. (An additional thirteen states require private owners to obtain a permit to keep a wild animal.)"

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deepomega (#1,720)


(How did they pick which four out of the nine states to share with us?!)

keisertroll (#1,117)

Don't forget the territories of Siegfried and Roy.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

I wondered that too! Maybe they picked the ones that sounded the most stereotypically hickish? Although in that case, Alabama should have gotten top billing.

saythatscool (#101)

I just don't have the Frosted Flakes budget to keep a tiger. Truth is that I have blown a ton of money on my pet Dig'em Frog's 7-bag-a-day heroin habit.

You should see the amount of Sugar Crisp my bear shoots in himself.

saythatscool (#101)

I saw Sonny the Cuckoo bird giving head to Quisp just for a little of that sweet, sweet salvia.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@Capn: THANK YOU for calling it Sugar Crisp and not Golden Crisp as they bastardized it when people started saying 4 buckets of sugar in kids' cereal like it was a bad thing.

Corn Sugar Crip, Now with Vegetables!

d2thematthews (#3,512)

Ohio might not be on that list much longer:

keisertroll (#1,117)

Everyone knows Ted Strickland's in with the furry lobby.

Ha wow my math was wrong earlier. FIXED!

deepomega (#1,720)

But the URL will be wrong… forever.

keisertroll (#1,117)

My grandfather shot a fucking tiger in India, and I have the skin of a leopard he shot on the dining room wall of my house. AND ALL THIS SOUNDS MORE HUMANE THAN KEEPING A LIVE TIGER AT YOUR RESIDENCY.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

You have a leopard print dining room?

scroll_lock (#4,122)

You do realize any cougars visiting your abode may attempt to wear your dining room as a chemise.

hockeymom (#143)

Why am I not surprised by that list of states?

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

There is a whole bunch of states that exists for no other reason than to have crazy-ass state laws that get them coverage like this.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Heavily Republican/Regulation Hating States = more deadly zoo animals and semiautomatic for your neighbors!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

*weapons. semiautomatic weapons. -headdesk- "semiautomatic_________."

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

"including Idaho, Ohio, Alabama and North Carolina"

Ah, I see. Including some of the states we might have actually heard of, usually for other wacky reasons like this.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

It is also legal for your pet tiger to marry your cousin in those states.

What about bears? Can Balk own a bear yet?

garge (#736)

This could have never been a Listicle Without Commentary. I see that now.

Mount_Prion (#290)

But can you ride it down the street like a WoW character?

Once you hit level 60, bro (or something?)

HiredGoons (#603)

He wants chickens he wants livers.

BadUncle (#153)

I used to know a woman in Rio with a pet lion. Very sweet animal that completely terrorized a neighboring favela when it escaped one day. Thankfully, my acquaintance rounded the cat up before the cops arrived.

6h057 (#1,914)

Tiger the tiger

Bittersweet (#765)

I'm guessing dude in the photo doesn't realize that Tony is just saying a short grace before digging in…

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