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Thursday, September 2, 2010

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Oil Rig Explodes In Second Isolated Incident

Much like our planet, this story is BREAKING: "An oil rig has exploded 80 miles off the coast of Louisiana, with 12 people overboard and one missing, the Coast Guard said Thursday morning. Rescue attempts are underway for at least 12 people, Coast Guard spokesman John Edwards told CNN. 13 people were on board the rig total, Edwards said, noting 12 have been accounted for, but one person was missing."

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SourCapote
SourCapote (#4,872)

that second tag is rehensible. although i love me some bill murray..oh and wtffffffff!!!!!

garge
garge (#736)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

garge
garge (#736)

-shrieks-

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

no. no, no, no, no, no. -retreating to bear photo safe space-

Van Buren Boy
Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2010/06/playful-andean-bear-cubs-emerge.html

garge
garge (#736)

-throws new books-

garge
garge (#736)

[Pathology of Placenta? .. really? That is such a thing?]

boyofdestiny
boyofdestiny (#1,243)

Is that a harrowing psychological thriller?

garge
garge (#736)

I think it is nonfiction.

Tranpsosed
Tranpsosed (#709)

@boyofdestiny - The killer cornered, Lucy fired wildly into the darkness. Six shots, one for every life the placenta had taken, minus the one life it had sustained.

Lightning crashed. The placenta...fell...tothefloor.

garge
garge (#736)

@AnxietyOfLinkfluence: I printed that out and stuck it in the book, because? Why not.

petejayhawk
petejayhawk (#1,249)

Louisiana just can't catch a break, can they?

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

fishing industry? or oil. which is it gonna be, because the days of having it all are reaching critical mass.

wallsdonotfall
wallsdonotfall (#6,378)

Some commenters at CNN think that Obama is blowing up these oil rigs so that he can stop all drilling and SHUT DOWN AMERICA. Is this... I... is this a thing? That people believe?

petejayhawk
petejayhawk (#1,249)

Shit, I'm surprised Fox isn't reporting it as fact right now.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

This is God's way of saying it's okay to buy BP again.

hman
hman (#53)

LOL John Edwards.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Obvs the good doppelganger, as he's in the Coast Guard.

theheckle
theheckle (#621)

So we should go on drilling then?

SourCapote
SourCapote (#4,872)

soon relief well drilling will be the new off shore drilling/////so either way 'they' win....and of course i mean terrorists.

cuiveen
cuiveen (#370)

Well, world, it was nice knowing you. Say hi to the roaches for us when they gain sentience.

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