Much like our planet, this story is BREAKING: "An oil rig has exploded 80 miles off the coast of Louisiana, with 12 people overboard and one missing, the Coast Guard said Thursday morning. Rescue attempts are underway for at least 12 people, Coast Guard spokesman John Edwards told CNN. 13 people were on board the rig total, Edwards said, noting 12 have been accounted for, but one person was missing."

that second tag is rehensible. although i love me some bill murray..oh and wtffffffff!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-shrieks-
no. no, no, no, no, no. -retreating to bear photo safe space-
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2010/06/playful-andean-bear-cubs-emerge.html
-throws new books-
[Pathology of Placenta? .. really? That is such a thing?]
Is that a harrowing psychological thriller?
I think it is nonfiction.
@boyofdestiny - The killer cornered, Lucy fired wildly into the darkness. Six shots, one for every life the placenta had taken, minus the one life it had sustained.
Lightning crashed. The placenta...fell...tothefloor.
@AnxietyOfLinkfluence: I printed that out and stuck it in the book, because? Why not.
Louisiana just can't catch a break, can they?
fishing industry? or oil. which is it gonna be, because the days of having it all are reaching critical mass.
Some commenters at CNN think that Obama is blowing up these oil rigs so that he can stop all drilling and SHUT DOWN AMERICA. Is this... I... is this a thing? That people believe?
Shit, I'm surprised Fox isn't reporting it as fact right now.
This is God's way of saying it's okay to buy BP again.
LOL John Edwards.
Obvs the good doppelganger, as he's in the Coast Guard.
So we should go on drilling then?
soon relief well drilling will be the new off shore drilling/////so either way 'they' win....and of course i mean terrorists.
Well, world, it was nice knowing you. Say hi to the roaches for us when they gain sentience.