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Mini-Footnotes of Mad Men: "The Last Alpha Male"
According to their press release, Jon Hamm is on the cover of the October Details: "After years of struggling, Jon Hamm finally arrived with Mad Men, creating a style icon who's come to help us rediscover our lost masculine cool. He is…THE LAST ALPHA MALE." Haha, okay! The last, you say! Bonus fun profile sentence: "Hamm's high-school girlfriend's older brother's college roommate was an eager actor named Paul Rudd." And a spoiler alert: worst so-obviously editor-inserted last sentence of a magazine profile ever. Should have been headlined Jon Hamm Has A Sad.
No man has ever said "Z-O-U" more smarmily than Jon Hamm. And that's saying a lot.
AMEN ON THE LAST SENTENCE
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some photographs to consume.
John Hamm Has a Ride.
Oh, I could definitely give Jon Hamm a ride. He will need to clear his calendar as it is going to take quite awhile.
The Omega of Alphas.
Damn- you have been on fire this week, Cieca.
Only Details could declare, straight faced, that a man who wears makeup for a living is the last alpha male… or an alpha male of any kind.
I wonder if he becomes an actual bona fide movie star will he still think that being a movie star is like being a porn star?
wait, are you talking about how the product-placement Mercedes is silver in the opening graf, but shining "like a golden trophy in the sun" in the end?
Anyone who can't deck a drunken Duck is not alpha.
If Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt decided they wanted to devote these, their best-looking years, to amateur porn, there are very few people who would strenuously object.
Sigh.
Oh, Details. The three beer queer of print magazines.