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Kim Jong-un Is Real!
Kim Jong-un, the third son of Kim Jong-il, his second with now-deceased The Respected Mother who is the Most Faithful and Loyal 'Subject' to the Dear Leader Comrade Supreme Commander (and also a former dancer), is said to be real due to a new photo and video! This jarring event takes place as North and South Korea began and then promptly ended super-awkward military talks. What's more: "U.S.-North Korean relations have worsened since President Barack Obama took office."
Doughy.
Hmmmm, where have I seen that guy before?
This must mean that Kim Jong's ill.
We should celebrate with Korean BBQ tonight. It can be a wok in the park.
Stole that from Don Rickles, btw.
Hold on…I'm gonna need a few more minutes to parse that first sentence. I'll figure it out soon!
Go on, take your time, buddy, I'll wait.
The Capitalized Words are Important.
Kevin Kline has been preparing for this his whole life.
He should get a medal for something.
That title would be funnier if you removed the word "is."
Annyong!
Hello!
License to Un just doesn't have the same ring.