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"No more blow. People do drugs to camouflage emotions and run away from their problems. Now I'm going to deal with certain things as they come, prioritize shit-man up, so to speak. Just for the record, it bugged me out that people said it was liquid cocaine. No, I'm just fucking rich, and my blow comes in a jar. There was no liquid in it-that shit makes no sense."
-Rapper/actor/rager Kid Cudi clears up the rumors about his July arrest for possession of liquid cocaine (or, as Vulture aptly put it, "liquid cocaine!") in a candid and ridiculous interview with Complex magazine.
You left out the part where he promised to live till he was old as shit. You can take that to the bank!
Also the part where he called himself a wizard. A WIZARD.
Yes. The wizard. That was good.
Rich People Things: cocaine in jars?
Liquid cocaine? Isn't that just snot?
Cocaigne cocktail: put some of that shit from the jar in the bottom of a flute, sprinkle some fucking bitters on it, not Angostura that shit's for poor people. Top it with Dom and drink that shit up.
If only Sylvia Plath had written "The Blow Jar"
That's really more a Capote piece, no?