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Internet: Jew Thing Funny, Offensive
In advance of Chanukah, profiteering Jews have found a new way to make money from children at play: "As Silly Bandz continue to be hugely popular, they're getting knocked off left and right. A company called Benny's Educational Toys is selling a Jewish-themed line of bracelets called JewlyBandz. Like Meshuga Bandz, JewlyBandz come in shapes like a menorah." The gimmick is not without controversy, however: Note that one of the "bandz" is in the shape of a jug filled with the blood of Christian children. Outrageous! [Via]
Where's the nose?
Probably in the Bat Mitzvah set.
I'm wearing it. Permanently.
Kids are so spoiled these days. When I was a kid, all we got were bracelets made from the teeth of goyim.
Needs a golem.
(am I doing this right?)
That menorah must be testing the technical limits of the medium, I imagine.
Is that even possible to wear? I can't see how someone could get their wrist in…
Is the dollar sign seriously supposed to be "Jewish-themed"?
'Bank' was unrecognizable.
Needs more truck nutz.
Doesn't everything?
Where's the pound of flesh?
I have the cardiologist one and am looking for the attorney shaped one if anyone wants to trade.
I would, but Madoff totally wiped out my collection :(
I have "what's the deal with…" in BLING.
@goons: I traded my Larry David for a David Brenner but regretted it later.
Ach, I can't give these payot away!
I'd like one representing a bris.
Oh, the irony if your mohel-shaped band got too tight and you had to cut it off.
Will Adam Sandler write new lyrics for this?
Here is my prototype for Atheistly Bands:
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Clever.
Agnosticy Bands:
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*Not for use by Italian Jews with hairy forearms.
Whatever happened to "Meshuga Nuts"? Those were pretty good.