Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Internet: Jew Thing Funny, Offensive

This is gonna make the goyishe kids SO JEALZIn advance of Chanukah, profiteering Jews have found a new way to make money from children at play: "As Silly Bandz continue to be hugely popular, they're getting knocked off left and right. A company called Benny's Educational Toys is selling a Jewish-themed line of bracelets called JewlyBandz. Like Meshuga Bandz, JewlyBandz come in shapes like a menorah." The gimmick is not without controversy, however: Note that one of the "bandz" is in the shape of a jug filled with the blood of Christian children. Outrageous! [Via]

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deepomega (#1,720)

Where's the nose?

Alex Balk (#4)

Probably in the Bat Mitzvah set.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

I'm wearing it. Permanently.

HiredGoons (#603)

Kids are so spoiled these days. When I was a kid, all we got were bracelets made from the teeth of goyim.

Needs a golem.

(am I doing this right?)

garge (#736)

That menorah must be testing the technical limits of the medium, I imagine.

Is that even possible to wear? I can't see how someone could get their wrist in…

Is the dollar sign seriously supposed to be "Jewish-themed"?

Mike (#7,411)

'Bank' was unrecognizable.

Needs more truck nutz.

Smitros (#5,315)

Doesn't everything?

Bittersweet (#765)

Where's the pound of flesh?

scroll_lock (#4,122)

I have the cardiologist one and am looking for the attorney shaped one if anyone wants to trade.

garge (#736)

I would, but Madoff totally wiped out my collection :(

HiredGoons (#603)

I have "what's the deal with…" in BLING.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@goons: I traded my Larry David for a David Brenner but regretted it later.

Ach, I can't give these payot away!

sigerson (#179)

I'd like one representing a bris.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Oh, the irony if your mohel-shaped band got too tight and you had to cut it off.

Smitros (#5,315)

Will Adam Sandler write new lyrics for this?

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

Here is my prototype for Atheistly Bands:

Agnosticy Bands:


hman (#53)

*Not for use by Italian Jews with hairy forearms.

lawyergay (#220)

Whatever happened to "Meshuga Nuts"? Those were pretty good.

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