Internet: Jew Thing Funny, Offensive

This is gonna make the goyishe kids SO JEALZIn advance of Chanukah, profiteering Jews have found a new way to make money from children at play: “As Silly Bandz continue to be hugely popular, they’re getting knocked off left and right. A company called Benny’s Educational Toys is selling a Jewish-themed line of bracelets called JewlyBandz. Like Meshuga Bandz, JewlyBandz come in shapes like a menorah.” The gimmick is not without controversy, however: Note that one of the “bandz” is in the shape of a jug filled with the blood of Christian children. Outrageous! [Via]