The talking points out of Washington on murdered British spy Gareth Williams come from NSA expert James Bamford: "There's been a lot of hyped-up coverage in the U.K., but even codebreakers die from unrelated violence occasionally. Hundreds of NSA and GCHQ personnel travel back and forth between agencies every year, and leaving a body in a canvas bag sounds more like a jealous lover or drug deal gone bad than a political assassination." Yes, it's so much more likely that some jealous person stuffed his murdered spy lover into a padlocked sports bag than some member of a spy agency did. That's like a daily thing. You know how they are! Always stuffing corpses in bags. Gay lovers: way more murderous than international espionage rings!
Friday, September 3, 2010
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I assume that the padlock was the tip-off. Everyone knows that gay people are tidy.
Was the lover a bear-y-looking threatening homosexual gay?
Even the Metropolitan Police have been pissed off by MI6's spinning of this as a 'domestic', refuting to C4's Alex Thomson all the stuff about wigs and sim cards ritually laid-out as soon as it appeared.
And THEY have made sure that every available photo of Williams looks like an entry in Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner'.
A regular old duffel bag? Oh honey, no. Come back to me with a bespoke monogrammed Jack Spade luggage set and I will consider stuffing your corpse into it.
Related: Could someone explain to me why I keep watching Covert Affairs when I hate everything about it? I mean, Auggie is hot, sure, but everything else.
For me, the hotness coma brought on by an hour of Matt Bomer keeps me from being able to change the channel.
Just yesterday I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend discussing ways to murder someone so that forensic investigators can't determine the cause of death, and we were getting the strangest looks from this family of four at the next table. Eventually it got so bad I had to get up, walk over, and explain that people like us exist, we have rights, and if they had a problem with it, I would be happy to solve that problem by stuffing their corpses into canvas bags and leaving them in the bathtub.
Some people just have no respect for their fellow human beings.
We're here! We're queer! We want to stuff corpses in canvas bags and then padlock them!
And then have a beer!
With a bear. So there!
beer? Honey...
why couldn't a british spy just be out? why would being gay be such a huge scandal for him in a place like london, england? are these pics any worse than facebook pics of an average night at the crowbar?
anyone spoken to craig or adam foradam? maybe manny hunt knows.
You slay me, Choire.
Of course, that's what they want you to think... the gays... spies... uh, one of them.