The continuing saga of the Commonwealth Games: "BRITISH athletes set to compete at the blighted Commonwealth Games have been struck down by a contagious vomiting bug.... Worried team bosses have quarantined up to 14 athletes from Team Wales – fearing the bug could spread to the whole party, including Team England and Team Scotland, and ruin British medal prospects. The setback comes just days before athletes from all three nations were due to fly to New Delhi for the start of the Games in India this weekend." On the bright side, maybe the vomiting will scare away the monkeys.
If you are sensitive like me, just reading the word "Commonwealth" will make you vomit.
Monkees don't scare so easy.
Well how much vomit can a bug produce, really? This can't be worse than bedbugs.
Well, if ants can lift 20 times their own body weight...
(the principal of mass conservation can suck it)
Expect Outsourced to turn this into an Indian food joke in 3... 2...
Considering they're just now getting around to the oh-so-tired India outsourcing jokes, I imagine they'll address this in Season 10.
And there will be a Season 10, because America and network execs are all horrible.
Those athletes went around licking sidewalks or something on purpose -- anything to avoid participating in this Commonwealth Games mess.
It's the vuvuzelas.