"Ever wonder why White people can date the friends of exes and so on? It's because they don't let the past hinder the present."
-8 Reasons To Date A White Man. (Also known as "8 Reasons to–WHAT? NO SHE DID NOT.") (via)
Thursday, September 30, 2010
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Wow. Is this serious? Judging by the comments, I think it is. I am a white dude, and I'm kind of legitimately offended. This is why I don't date black chicks. (Actually, the real reason I don't date black chicks is that they're always overweight, loud, religious, and have kids by some other dude.)
Oh, well, that didn't build any bridges did it now.
...nice try, but i'm not buying it - FYI: there's other, much more creative ways to increase traffic to your lil blog site, dude. (just sayin)
@ Dianne: The secret to dating us white dudes is to take us to the Cloisters and give us lots of brie.
Looks like building that bridge to Facebook is not really helping the "building the bridges" cause, Choire.
@say: I was gonna say "that works on chicks, not dudes", but then I saw "lots of"!
@ 'saythatscool' - and here i am thinking it was front row tickets to dave matthews :-P -d.
I want to take very serious issue with 2, 6, and 8. I have a PowerPoint.
My fav hobby is actually "turning a hoe into a housewife."
*Eye roll*
Wasn't it Toni Morrison who said something like "black women and white women often have different concerns, but all men are the same."?
OH MY GOD I'M NOT A WHITE GUY!!!!
i know, right? well, i did graduate from college so i guess that makes me 12.5% white.
I smell Neel Shah's curry soaked fingers all over this.
Not this is going to help my dating prospects, but I very much DO care if an ex ends up dating my friends.
There's not telling if my English heritage makes me glassier than most...You want to find out?
I'm shocked... that she didn't mention that white men also go down more readily.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9kl6g1wl01qz7ztxo1_500.png
On that note, is it wrong that I find Interracial Couple # 3 disturbingly attractive?
Where did she find these white men? Cause I've dated plenty, and let's just say your results may vary.
...nice try, but i'm not buying it - FYI: there's other, much more creative ways to increase traffic to your lil blog site, dude. (just sayin)
@'harry cheadle'
Um, what? I didn't even link to my "lil blog site." I was just pissed off at the assumptions that article made and I vented on the comments section.
If she just wrote "8 Reasons to Date a Man who is Reasonably Well Educated, Responsible, and Not a Secret Gay" it wouldn't be JOURNALISM.
Perfect! She probably doesn't want to date any motocross-loving, conservative Christian, spending 2 yrs salary on a new pickup whiteboy either.
I don't understand the "if not black, then white" thing. There are more than two races out there, there's probably like five or maybe even six!
Also if you think white people don't glamorize ignorance, you must be living under a rock within a cave on Mars because Sara Palin.
"There are more than two races out there"
There are three races: Black, White, and Independent.
"from hoe to housewife" sounds like the title of the next Tyler Perry film
Or a Lifetime movie starring Jennifer Love Hewitt.
IT WORKS ON EVERY LEVEL.
Or a Dr. Dre song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Ecbeq514c
Well, according to this list my white boyfriend is actually 50% black. So, maybe people will give us shitty looks only half of the time.
The fuck? Dating friends of exes, or having an ex date one's friends, is a total breach of honor. And I am pretty easily identified as a white man.
I think it depends on the level you'd reached with your ex. I've fixed up friends with exes of mine. Not ex spouses or someone close to that status.
Is LaShaun Williams Chalie's real name?
i was going to reply with a "hey now!", but then i realized she did start saying really similar shit to this...
@ 'saythatscool' - and here i am thinking it was front row tickets to dave matthews :-P -d.
hey now is right. date whoever strikes your fancy. fuck the rest. also, i like WHITE dudes.
god, i hate comments/commenting (the above was in response to #99 and #2150.)