"Huffington Post FULL OF SHIT? (Yes!)," an editorial by musician John Mayer, Grade 11.
The sentence about texting comes from the show's encore, "Edge of Desire" …
His music really is a pox, isn't it?
Ha ha, remember that time he said all of those racist things?
To be fair, it was only his penis that was actually racist.
He claimed to have a kkk cock or something. Obvious nonsense considering he is a jew and his cock is not suitably attired.
This reminds me of the time I almost punched John Mayer at The Strand for no good reason*
*(they're all good reasons)
PLAY THE FIGHT RIFF
*bow wow chikka chikka*
His rebuttal is a Wonderland
Say what you will, but "You're a stripper in reading glasses" is totally me new neg line.
OMG he is SO MAD and DENIES liking Jen A. again because he TOTALLY DOES like her! Admit it John! Look, he's blushing! Ha ha ha!
John and Jenny sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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The sentence about texting comes from the show's encore, "Edge of Desire" …
His music really is a pox, isn't it?
Ha ha, remember that time he said all of those racist things?
To be fair, it was only his penis that was actually racist.
He claimed to have a kkk cock or something. Obvious nonsense considering he is a jew and his cock is not suitably attired.
This reminds me of the time I almost punched John Mayer at The Strand for no good reason*
*(they're all good reasons)
PLAY THE FIGHT RIFF
*bow wow chikka chikka*
His rebuttal is a Wonderland
Say what you will, but "You're a stripper in reading glasses" is totally me new neg line.
OMG he is SO MAD and DENIES liking Jen A. again because he TOTALLY DOES like her! Admit it John! Look, he's blushing! Ha ha ha!
John and Jenny sittin' in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!