The Zeitgeist Is Semeny
Perhaps chastened after being called out for their extremely questionable behavior last year, the folks at New York magazine are going to great lengths to establish ownership over the potential nickname for the 2010 sweaty season, which they are close to declaring the Summer of Semen. This appellation has apparently been inspired by the story of Michael Lallana, a California man arrested yesterday for "allegedly jerking off into a female co-worker's water bottle, sickening her." This story is creepy and gross, and I feel absolutely terrible about this, but this is a blog, and we are required by law to end at least five posts a month this way, so here goes: Have you ever been sickened after ingesting someone else's semen? Tell us in the comments!
Alas, Seamen's Furniture did not survive to see this summer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHEJlzWeReU&feature=related
Siemens is doing alright, though.
http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20100729-707061.html
Why limit it to someone else's?
I did not ingest it. It tasted so bitter I had to spit it out.
No, but I did know someone in high school whose name was Richard Seaman, the third.
My friend Ryan Manly's brother is in the Navy, his official title is "Seamen Dick Manly." Which is also nice.
Bros jizzing bros?
My sister recently brought me take-home from The Olive Garden.
Oh, it happened.
shouldn't it be Semen-i .. i mean the peeps from Yemen are Yemeni
Does it have to be semen?
Semenically sealed, forevs.
I once spit in a teacher's water bottle in the Fifth Grade.
Now I just feel like an amateur.
a kid in my high school was expelled for putting pushpins in a teacher's yogurt….it was pretty tacky
My nephew, while in 7th grade, told me that someone kept stealing things from his homeroom desk. He stopped the thief by leaving a note saying that he licked everything. I thought he was clever.
Tell us in the comments!
That's quite the cum on.
Commenting to say that I'm not reading any of the other comments.
Ejaculété.
I used to work with a guy who told me he regularly ingested his own- at work. And he never took a sick day, so there you go.
is that considered cannibalism?
Was he a vegetarian? Maybe his body just really needed the protein?
We had just crossed Fayette County line when the first wave of… [redacted] …After the inquest, I never saw Larry again, but I still think of him from time to time, especially on those warm summer evenings when the Bradford pear trees are coming full into bloom.
Nice try. I'm usually a sucker for the "tell us in the comments" pitch. But not this time.
Where's Rod Townsend?
I don't consider breaking out in a rash to be sickened.
I volunteer to do the obligatory what men/women on the street think about the matter follow-up correspondence.
Hmm, I wonder what kind of male enhancement pills he uses…
This really is the Summer of Semen:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/14/AR2010081402549.html
I think Smithers said it best: "Women and se[a]men don't mix."
My high school boyfriend and I used to take my red Jeep Cherokee (Sport!) behind the middle school after pretty expensive steak dinners, and after I swallowed, I would politely open the door and vomit everything up.
In retrospect, how did he think that was okay?!
Wait, so that isn't how women come?
I'm doing some (non-ejaculate-related) research in Kaliningrad, the headquarters of the Russian Baltic Fleet, at the moment. I keep meeting people who describe their profession as "sea-man" and keep trying to explain the "What's long, hard, and full of seamen?" joke to them — but to no avail.