The Scene: Grimaldi’s Under the Threat of Eviction
The line at Grimaldi's yesterday afternoon stretched halfway down the waterfront Dumbo block, as it does most days-the pizza place has developed a reputation, through TV spots and gushing travel book write-ups, for being "the best." But the pie-seeking clientele may not linger on that Brooklyn sidewalk for long: tomorrow, the landlord will walk into the state supreme court and ask for the eviction of the institution, possibly forcing Grimaldi's to move from its flagship locale.
The Wall Street Journal reported yesterday that Darryl Vernon, the lawyer seeking to kick the restaurant from its current digs, claims Grimaldi's owner Frank Ciolli owes the landlord $40,000 in rent, as well as $12,250 in property taxes and district charges.
How will this affect the kneading and saucing that's gone down here since 1941? I stopped by to find out, and walked in past the "NO SLICES" sign, dodging the waiters in matching black tee shirts. Gina Peluso was working the cash register. Shop manager Peluso has run a tight ship here since her father Frank bought the place from Patsy Grimaldi in 1998.
She claimed to be unfazed by the news. "We're not going to have to move, it's already being handled," she said as she yelled take out orders to the kitchen staff. Waiters would come and reach around her shoulder to scoop up a cup of Parmesan.
If the worst-case scenario were to come about, she said, Grimaldi's would take its talents to another part of town. "By the time we'd get evicted we'd have another place."
What about the famous coal-burning oven you have back there?
"We'd have a new oven," Peluso said and shut the register, smiling at the woman as she hands over her change. "We'll see."
Outside, the line had picked up more length, and the Grimaldi's employee burdened with working the door told me I was on the late side-the TV crews were here in the morning. I asked for his name.
"Max," he said.
Last name?
"You sure you want it? It's really long-it's Polish."
His name is Max Sluszkiewicz.
He went on to explain that the publicity-and the possibility of relocation-didn't exactly send the Brooklyn born-and-bred sprinting toward the Hudson. "We didn't have any regulars customers, all tourists," he said.
Max was not lying! Moments later a man with a voice slathered in a European accent asked me if he could "have a booking for the pizza." The first people I approached in line had trouble understanding me, and in broken English they revealed themselves to be Gaelle and Mary. They're on holiday from France! Jim Joyce was from Long Beach, which is close, yet this was still his family's first Grimaldi's experience. Carol Johnson from Haywood, California was another first-timer, but said it would be a "shame" if it had to move.
"My son said we have to go. You saw it on TV or something?"
She turned to the short kid standing to her side.
"The best places to chow down!" he exclaimed. (Could he mean this Travel Channel show?)
Then a thin-haired graying man leaving Grimaldi's spotted my notebook and called out to me.
"I'm shocked that they're closing," he said, making his way down Old Fulton Street. "What, they not paying their taxes or something? Well, if so, then they should close. Get that down!"
Consider it done.








I'm ambivalent about this. On the one hand, it means it'll be easier for me to persuade out-of-town relatives that they should be waiting out in front of Lucali instead; I might even join them.
On the other hand, it sure was a handy way to stop the tourists from looking for better pizza elsewhere and, for example, making the wait longer at Lucali.
Hmph. Di Fara's.
And that old man's name: Crabby McTaxpayer.
Glad someone else is saying this place is only for tourists. Move it and nobody will care. Grew up here and the only folks who ever claimed Grimaldi's was worth anything were tourists or (the best) asshats from Long Island.
Totonno's! Totonno's! Totonno's! You gotta drag your ass to Coney Island and you are never assured when it's open. And they have no slices as well! THAT IS AUTHENTIC!
Excuse me. The best asshats from Long Island go to Umberto's, thank you very much.
I don't know about the NY Umberto's but if you look at the storage of the Umberto's in Las Vegas or Tulsa you will see Sbarro ingredients.
I love a good "X is for tourists, Y is much better" debate (and I mean that in the most sincere and unironic way possible). Regina's is for tourists, Ernesto's is the best!
I concur. My mate and I always stop there for a slice before a drinking and smoking session at Sigari.
Oh no, don't say that – I love Regina's! Well, I would if I could still eat pizza, so it's mostly just an academic discussion for me.
That said: Pino's in Cleveland Circle.
Oh, major. Regina's is not ungood. Just can't justify waiting in that line!
And I'm disappointed to hear that you come down on the wrong side of the Presto's/Pino's divide.
Santarpios is worth the line too.
Heh, well, I've never been to Presto's (and sadly, never will), so that explains any lack of opinion. But when I first moved to that area, my Dad and his friends told me I had to go to Pino's because that's where they used to go when they were kids. So I guess I was biased?
And I'm embarrassed to admit my childhood memories of Regina's are actually limited to the one in the Burlington Mall (which I think closed years ago). Never been to the original in the North End.
God, now I really want a pizza. This post is evil.
Worth shlepping out to East Boston? (Honest question! I haven't had a slice there yet!)
Also, kudos to us for squeezing some Boston into what should be a quintessentially New York thread. Sorry, everybody else.
Well, I had friends who lived in East Boston so I only went when I was visiting them.
It's very greasy, but in a good way.
This is good info! I usually go to pinocchio's for sicilian, and then get regular pizza delivered from [
papa john'sredacted], but definitely have-appetite, will-travel. My pizza cred has been suffering.major: As a former BC student, I'm obligated to have an opinion on the Presto's/Pino's matter. Truth is, most of the time my roommate and I would go half on Pizza Etc.'s two pies for 10 bucks deal. I woke up on a Sunday morning with a pizza box filled with two and a half cold slices on my chest too many times than I'd care to count.
I heard someplace that Ray's is pretty good.
But only the original.
that guy is famous.
Great lawyer: "Here's a pizzeria that does a lot of business on a street where half the buildings are vacant," Mr. Perrella said. "They should be thankful they're getting the rent that they're getting."
I'm going to try this approach with my landlord.
By the way, I'm not sure what this says about me (probably just that I don't live in NY, I guess), but when I first saw the title of this post, I honestly thought it was going to be a (grammatically-suspect) story about the royal family possibly getting kicked out of Monaco.
They're done. Even if they forestall eviction they have lost the right to renew their lease and will have to move this fall.
If you're in the East Village and want pizza that is both authentic Brooklyn and yet fresh and artisanal, with no hype and no line, go to South Brooklyn Pizza on First Ave bet. 7th and St. Marks.
most likely ms. johnson is from hayward, ca, and for that, carol, i'm sorry.
"Have a booking for the pizza" is going into my repertoire immediately.
noo-noo-noo New Haven FTW noo-noo-noo.
(Oh, and props to Noch's for the Cantab above.)