There's a good reason for why your grandma keeps telling you about the terrible experience she had with the checkout lady at the grocery store who wouldn't take her coupon and so she had to call the manager, etc. Your grandma doesn't remember that she told you already. In fact, no old people do! But there's more! Take it away, Science! "'Older adults are additionally highly confident, compared to younger adults, that they have never told people particular things when they actually had,' study co-author Nigel Gopie, a cognitive scientist at the Rotman Research Institute in Toronto, said in a statement. 'This over-confidence presumably causes older adults to repeat information to people.'" I bet you didn't know that!

Excellent 4:20 post, dude.
That too. (Also "us two" etc.)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
My coworker turned around and demanded to know "WHAT are you laughing at????" as I am CACKLING LIKE A LOON.
You know I keep getting these helpful emails about low-cost gingko biloba. You want me to forward them on?
(Is there a subject line that will push it through to Priority?)
I was considering pretending like I didn't get the joke, but then that would spoil the joke. Which I'm not spoiling.
This is making my day.
What were you saying?
They WANT you to take the rolls!
something about confidence?
SOMEONE AIRLIFT ME PLEASE.
Where's Cho? Why isn't he smacking A Certain Someone about the head?
Not until you've dealt with at least half of those draft emails.
The fifth time, this is gonna be really funny. Just wait.
Maybe Cho's busy putting a pen in Balk's slackened fist and trying to get him to sign a revised copy of his will? I mean, Balk's loaded, right--that's how this operation is being funded?
Wait, when did 29 become Old People?
Is this a Groundhog Day-esque cry for help? Are we going to get six weeks more August?
PLEASE NO
What if you are forgetful AND stubborn because the booze is doing the talking?
Booze makes me brilliant and accomodating. Weird.
I keep getting emails from AARP and I AM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD (yet). I've told them to stop over and over again (on purpose NOT BECAUSE I AM OLD), but they still keep sending me stuff.
Do they think I've forgotten my age?
Also, I keep getting emails from AARP.
getting angry at spammers and junk mailers is a classic sign of an old. I suspect you may be old without knowing it. See your doctor (just don't tell me all the things he says - keep that to yourself)
Well, I'll be! You learn something new every day.