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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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The Elderly Are Repetitive Due To Cognitive Flaws And Delusions Of Mastery

There's a good reason for why your grandma keeps telling you about the terrible experience she had with the checkout lady at the grocery store who wouldn't take her coupon and so she had to call the manager, etc. Your grandma doesn't remember that she told you already. In fact, no old people do! But there's more! Take it away, Science! "'Older adults are additionally highly confident, compared to younger adults, that they have never told people particular things when they actually had,' study co-author Nigel Gopie, a cognitive scientist at the Rotman Research Institute in Toronto, said in a statement. 'This over-confidence presumably causes older adults to repeat information to people.'" I bet you didn't know that!

22 Comments / Post A Comment

Matt
Matt (#26)

Excellent 4:20 post, dude.

jolie
jolie (#16)

That too. (Also "us two" etc.)

jolie
jolie (#16)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

My coworker turned around and demanded to know "WHAT are you laughing at????" as I am CACKLING LIKE A LOON.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

You know I keep getting these helpful emails about low-cost gingko biloba. You want me to forward them on?

(Is there a subject line that will push it through to Priority?)

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

I was considering pretending like I didn't get the joke, but then that would spoil the joke. Which I'm not spoiling.

Pope of Chilitown

This is making my day.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

What were you saying?

melis
melis (#1,854)

They WANT you to take the rolls!

doubled277
doubled277 (#2,783)

something about confidence?

Choire Sicha

SOMEONE AIRLIFT ME PLEASE.

ljnd
ljnd (#86)

Where's Cho? Why isn't he smacking A Certain Someone about the head?

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

Not until you've dealt with at least half of those draft emails.

morgannels@twitter

The fifth time, this is gonna be really funny. Just wait.

garge
garge (#736)

Maybe Cho's busy putting a pen in Balk's slackened fist and trying to get him to sign a revised copy of his will? I mean, Balk's loaded, right--that's how this operation is being funded?

gregorg
gregorg (#30)

Wait, when did 29 become Old People?

Tranpsosed
Tranpsosed (#709)

Is this a Groundhog Day-esque cry for help? Are we going to get six weeks more August?

Miles Klee
Miles Klee (#3,657)

PLEASE NO

Clarence Rosario

What if you are forgetful AND stubborn because the booze is doing the talking?

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

Booze makes me brilliant and accomodating. Weird.

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

I keep getting emails from AARP and I AM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD (yet). I've told them to stop over and over again (on purpose NOT BECAUSE I AM OLD), but they still keep sending me stuff.
Do they think I've forgotten my age?

Also, I keep getting emails from AARP.

doubled277
doubled277 (#2,783)

getting angry at spammers and junk mailers is a classic sign of an old. I suspect you may be old without knowing it. See your doctor (just don't tell me all the things he says - keep that to yourself)

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

Well, I'll be! You learn something new every day.

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