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Soon Famous Fuck Guide Will Be Coming Out Your Ears
And now to the world of publishing: "It is the world's most famous sex manual, but the Kama Sutra has always had a flaw: it is impossible to follow the instructions while keeping the book propped open. Now an enterprising British publisher has solved the problem by releasing a new version of the Indian guide as an audiobook." Apparently this is the first time an audio version of the text has been recorded, which seems unlikely, but whatever: it's read by actress Tanya Franks (boozy slag Karen in the phenomenal "Pulling"), so, you know, yes please.
Like the blogging thing didn't make one unfuckable enough, one now is wearing earphones during sex?
If you're not wearing headphones, you're doing it wrong.
This day seems to be fine, judging from the excellent offerings you've brought us, but it's always fun to stroll down THIS FUCKING DAY memory lane, and so I think I'll go reread that chooching post 45 more times now.
This is great news because I was having trouble maintaining an erection with the Peter Sellers vinyl I have.
Still waiting for the "Popup Zero Gravity" edition.
I'm still waiting for the powerpoint.
You once had standards?
Repeat after me: "When a woman sees that her lover is fatigued by constant congress, without having his desire satisfied, she should, with his permission, lay him down upon his back, and give him assistance by acting his part. She may also do this to satisfy the curiosity of her lover, or her own desire of novelty.
There are two ways of doing this" … [Sir Richard Burton, 1883]
Wouldn't it be going in my ears?
…..Ugh, that's a fetish too far.