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Friday, August 13, 2010

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Slutty Oysters Spreading Herpes Throughout Extra-Hot Bivalve Beds

oysters"A virulent form of herpes is killing countless Pacific oysters this summer, according to a new study accepted for publication in the journal Virus Research. The deadly virus has already destroyed anywhere from 20 to 100 percent of its victims in French oyster beds, and has spread to oysters in Britain."
-First Rome. Now, oysters. Discovery reports more bad news about global warming.

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CaptainFantastic

And my friends laughed at me for wearing a dental dam at Red Lobster.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Tristan Renault and his team note that "abnormal summer mortalities" associated with the new herpes virus...

Did somebody say "abnormal summer mortalities"? Let the Summer of Death begin!

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