Good news, America, here come the YOUNG GUNS, a bunch of white guys in their forties who are going to clean up the mess they hope you forget that they helped make in their thirties. YOUNG GUNS! They're tough conservatives who are going to change the way Washington works, and the only thing that scares them is the idea that they're going to have to have regular colonoscopy screenings soon. YOUNG GUNS! They're here to make John Boehner look like an elder statesman. YOUNG GUNS! What are they rebelling against? WHADDA YOU GOT?
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
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Anything that reminds me of Emilio Estevez's existence deserves my vote.
Regulators!
Reap the whirlwind, Pelosi. Reap it.
SHOT DOWWWWWWNNNN
Hey Sucker
I won't believe it until I hear which unintentionally ironic Bruce Springsteen song they've co-opted.
"EVERY REPUBLICAN IS CRUCIAL"
...every Republican is good.
If a Republican is wasted,
Ronald Regan gets quite irate.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Republican teenagers: gray haired white men pulling the country back towards the teen centuries.
Now playing in one theatre with Lost Boys.
The floor at that place is disgusting.
They obviously haven't heard Wham!'s version, which I hope will be co-opted as soon as possible: "Wise guys realize there's danger in Republican ties!"
(Guy on the right at the end is hot, though, in a retro-Jesuit high school sort of way.)
"Death by hegemony!"
So you think it's the old Republican Party, do you? Well check this out, these guys DON'T WEAR TIES!!!
And their bagels are SQUARE!!! YEEEEAH!
you can tell they're edgy young turks. their j. crew chinos are urban slim fit instead of that fuddy duddy straight fit.