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You'll enjoy this: "Pilgrims attending the large public events during Pope Benedict's visit to England and Scotland next month have been issued a long list of do's and don'ts including a ban on musical instruments and"-wait for it, wait for it… okay, here it comes-"steel cutlery." So very satisfying!
Deeply!
(Does "torch" mean "flashlight" on KI?)
I'm confused by "gazebo," which I thought was a sort of small summerhouse/porch type thing, like the one in "The Sound of Music," where Liesl sang "16 Going on 17"?
@mathnet: It does.
Not sure about the 'gazebo' but I'm guessing maybe something like this?
@C_Webb: THANKS NOW THE ENTIRE MUSICAL WILL BE PLAYING IN MY HEAD FOR A MONTH!
Not sure about "gazebo" either, but apparently you can get drunk, set it on fire with your candle, and then somehow (I'm thinking throwing is most likely) wield it against others.
@kneetoe: If you imagine Rolf as a singing Nazi Pope, it makes it either a whole lot more or a whole lot less bearable. You decide.
@jolie: i think you're right. But I was so hoping for something in white wicker, with morning glories. And lemonade.
@C_Webb: I've been in that gazebo – it's fab! And Rolf is (almost) the right age to be Nazi Pope.
You yell "STEEL CUTLERY" when you climax, don't you?
Titanium only, bro.
I wonder if a neti pot, as referenced in the slide-show link, is contraband? (Didn't need to see that).
… the ban on musical instruments coming after the Pope's South African visit.
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MOTHER'S LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS I MEAN SONS!!!
ew I made it possessive.
Last night I wrote "Brian William's" :|
@HG: Best play it safe and go with "children." (And somehow I think the possessive always works when it comes to mother's and their children's.)
"but only plastic cutlery and non-breakable cups and plates will be allowed"
Apparently they've caught wind of both the knifings and the glassings (and they've invented the new categories of "cuppings" and "platings" just to be on the safe side).
No bagpipes?
It's also worth noting that his Glasgow visit will be very, very near the stadium where the Rangers, the city's Protestant club, plays. A lot of Rangers' supporters are anti-Catholic hoodlums, so that event might get a little hairy.
Wow, an event involving Glaswegians *and* violence? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?
The only way the Scottish hooligans could hate the Nazi Pope more is if he were somehow also British, American and bl;ack.
No chavs, shivs, or sheds allowed.
My gazebo! My gazebo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyb26_jNxQE