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Monday, August 2, 2010

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Love Clive Owen? And Catherine Keener? Well, Bad News!


Yup, it's Trust... the new David Schwimmer movie.

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G Garcia-Fenech
G Garcia-Fenech (#4,190)

I recently watched "Duane Hopwood" and I didn't understand what it was about other than Schwimmer's desire to make a quirky (turkey costume!) but somewhat edgy (alcoholism!) indie movie. He could have pulled it off, too, if he'd only bothered to find a plot.

keanesian
keanesian (#1,116)

There's nothing anybody can say.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

If you get lured into the set of Logan's Run, you get what you deserve.

KenWheaton
KenWheaton (#401)

Guess Mel Gibson wasn't available.

But maybe I'll send this to my brother, who is the father to two girls and, since he lives in another state, won't march right over and punch me in the face.

zidaane
zidaane (#373)

The scary guy appears to be located in an old coal mine in Danville, Illinois according to the FBI's trip advisor in the video.

mrschem
mrschem (#1,757)

What a sobering thought....guess I wont post this on Facebook!

ogradybt
ogradybt (#3,914)

Gah. At least it's not a Schwimmer remake of Hal Hartley's Trust.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgv4Tvx3V0

oudemia
oudemia (#177)

Oh, Martin. In 1990, I longed only for you.

Telegram Sam
Telegram Sam (#3,847)

Now Schwimmy can add auteur to his resume.

Dave Bry
Dave Bry (#422)

I'm hoping Keener took this role as research for "Living in Oblivion 2."

Niko Bellic
Niko Bellic (#1,312)

I spent this entire weekend working, and now I know who is the target market for shit like this.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Ha! Of COURSE the crazy teen rapist is in Illinois!

Also, finally the trilogy is complete. It's Trust you'll be Taken to The Edge of Darkness.

What an irresponsible sack of exploitation horseshit. Congratulations America, this is what you created by making David Schwimmer famous.

My Number Is My Address

Nothing says "sensitive portrayl of sexual assault and parental guilt in the internet age" than "Un film de That Guy From Friends You Liked Even Less Than Those Other Guys From Friends."

City_Dater
City_Dater (#2,500)

Wow, look at all those talented people who clearly lost a bet.

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