Listicle Without Commentary 30 eHow Articles in Ascending Order of Usefulness by Ned Frey August 10, 2010 30. How to Laugh Like Whoopi Goldberg 29. How to Massage a Dog 28. How to Fart With Your Armpit 27. How to Wear a Toga 26. How to Dye Hair With Kool-aid 25. How to Draw a Cat’s Nose 24. How to Light Farts on Fire 23. How to Build a Catapult With Popsicle Sticks 22. How to Buy a Zamboni 21. How to Dance the Cotton-Eyed Joe 20. How to Make Yourself Cry 19. How to Remove a Tick on the Scrotum 18. How to Make Toast 17. How to Kill a Vampire 16. How to Blow Your Nose in Public 15. How to Defecate Outdoors When Camping 14. How to Make a Jet Engine 13. How to Carve a Totem Pole 12. How to Speak to the Dead 11. How to Train Your Cat to Use a Toilet 10. How to Laugh at Yourself So the World Laughs With You 9. How to Urinate Outside Discreetly 8. How to Appear Intelligent Even When You’re Not 7. How to Take a Nap at Work 6. How to Tell a Joke 5. How to Be Happy 4. How to Make Yourself Get Out of Bed in the Morning 3. How to Drink Bourbon 2. How to Love Someone 1. How to Breathe Ned Frey (a k a MisterHippity) knows how to make a list. facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Columnists ehow Listicle Without Commentary Ned Frey Scrotal Ticks the circle of life Magazine Taken to Slaughterhouse The Concessionist My Friend Is a Die-Hard Elitist Snob, So How Do I Fix Her? reasonable conjectures Thoughts Likely to Pop Into Your Head While Meditating at Davos Pop Culture Under Pressure Culture (and TV) Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith, Sound Painting the salad economy How to Power Lunch When You Have No Power Insider Baseball Where Your Favorite Gawker Writer Sits Now Culture (and TV) Toro Y Moi, "Empty Nesters"