Listicle Without Commentary 30 eHow Articles in Ascending Order of Usefulness by Ned Frey August 10, 2010 30. How to Laugh Like Whoopi Goldberg29. How to Massage a Dog28. How to Fart With Your Armpit27. How to Wear a Toga26. How to Dye Hair With Kool-aid25. How to Draw a Cat’s Nose24. How to Light Farts on Fire23. How to Build a Catapult With Popsicle Sticks22. How to Buy a Zamboni21. How to Dance the Cotton-Eyed Joe20. How to Make Yourself Cry19. How to Remove a Tick on the Scrotum18. How to Make Toast17. How to Kill a Vampire16. How to Blow Your Nose in Public15. How to Defecate Outdoors When Camping14. How to Make a Jet Engine13. How to Carve a Totem Pole12. How to Speak to the Dead11. How to Train Your Cat to Use a Toilet10. How to Laugh at Yourself So the World Laughs With You9. How to Urinate Outside Discreetly8. How to Appear Intelligent Even When You’re Not7. How to Take a Nap at Work6. How to Tell a Joke5. How to Be Happy4. How to Make Yourself Get Out of Bed in the Morning3. How to Drink Bourbon2. How to Love Someone1. How to Breathe Ned Frey (a k a MisterHippity) knows how to make a list. facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Columnists ehow Listicle Without Commentary Ned Frey Scrotal Ticks the content wars Promise Kept Announcements Meet the Awl Newsletter crop chef Eat the Mango (No, Not That One) listicles without commentary English Monarch Signatures, Ranked Tell Us More How to Sell Bottled Water to Thirsty Bros the actual internet What's Happening on Ghost Twitter? Culture (and TV) Daphne and Celeste, "You and I Alone" The Concessionist I Love My Parents Yet Also May I Murder Them?