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Jersey Mayhem: Quiet Shore Municipality Struggles With Force Much Greater Than Itself
"It really is true, and has been proven-whether it's a show or not-when people misbehave in public, it's the same: The police expeditiously end their bad behavior so all the good people can enjoy their time."
-The problem is (whether Seaside Heights borough administrator John A. Camera will admit it or not) that television networks "expeditiously" pay some people $30,000 an episode to produce bad behavior, so all the other good people can enjoy their time. This Asbury Park Press article provides a good look at how a small town's government handles a cultural phenomenon that is at once a boon and a major pain-in-the-ass.








Can someone explain why people don't think spoiler alerts apply to Jersey Shore???
Spoiled since day one.
*Guidos do juice off-camera
*Guidettes drink about 20 daquiris apiece
*Snooki eats pickles
*Sitch and Pauly wind up in the hot tub with grenades
*Everyone hates on Angelina
*Ronnie and Sammi fight
*Ronnie beats the shit out of some dude
*Somebody gets arrested
*Fistpumps
193 comments on the Asbury Park Press story! Wow.