I wish somebody had so frankly discussed the issue of freshman-year roommate masturbation, a far greater problem than innocent childish exploration. That kid openly massaged his genitals more often than he unironically played "Hooked on a Feeling"–which was more often than you can ever imagine. To this very day, I can't listen to the opening verses without being compelled to spray down everything in whichever room I happen to find myself in with Lysol.
Nevermind the masturbating, its the people becoming parents as young as two or three that troubles me. I mean, I think we can all agree that masturbation is preferable to procreation among the pre-school set.
ANGELA WILDER'S DAUGHTERS PLAY WITH THEMSELVES
I don't know whether to chastise you for that or to give you a high five. Oh, hell, high five.
In other news:
http://www.charchaa.com/mattels_vibrating_harry_potter_broomstick_big_hit_among_girls_mattel_pulls_toy_off_the_shelves
Is this article pulling my leg? It's really rubbing me the wrong way.
I wish somebody had so frankly discussed the issue of freshman-year roommate masturbation, a far greater problem than innocent childish exploration. That kid openly massaged his genitals more often than he unironically played "Hooked on a Feeling"–which was more often than you can ever imagine. To this very day, I can't listen to the opening verses without being compelled to spray down everything in whichever room I happen to find myself in with Lysol.
Handnotes of Mad Men
The happy, happy lives of child actors.
"Doctors have long known that children masturbate." So THAT's what they teach in medical school?!?
Nevermind the masturbating, its the people becoming parents as young as two or three that troubles me. I mean, I think we can all agree that masturbation is preferable to procreation among the pre-school set.