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Dear Pretzel Crisps, Turns Out You Can Be Too Thin
"New ads appearing from Pretzel Crisps on street furniture throughout Manhattan declare: 'You can never be too thin.' People have opinions about it."
No pretzelsnarking.
"Because these ads are bullshit." WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?!?!?!?
heh somebody better call Vicki Vale at the Gotham Gazette.
Oooh, that really boils my blood! The quote is: "You can never be too rich or too thin." Somebody better dip those pretzels in chocolate and fix the slogan.
WAY TO GO, COPY DESK
I say dip it in butter; turn it into a paradox.
I don't know what Keebler tree you escaped from, but that sounds amazing.
Now I want a Pecan Sandie, dammit.
OKAY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THIS NOW???
Is today yesterday already? HOLD ME I'M SCARED.
I was going to reply to you with some sort of "anorexic snacking" joke over there, but then this post showed up – almost at the same time as Jezebel's!
Mostly I've spent the morning howling that the inventor of Bugle canapés is excoriating the nation for being too fat.
aaagh omg I had a total case of BALK AMNESIA.
-foreheadslap-/jumps overboard
Am I supposed to get off the couch or not? Need to know soon, almost time for my stories.
First obesity, now anorexia. Are you guys going to write about muscle dysmorphia for the triple crown?
Nan Kempner is spinning in her grave.
She's also doing pilates and Jazzercise in there – y'know, to keep the pounds off.
Completely disagree that this add is offensive. You can Vote on it here. http://bit.ly/bFv6bk