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Gay couples in California should hurry up and get married, like, RIGHT NOW, as Judge Vaughn Walker, who ruled the ban on same-sex marriage to be unconstitutional, has denied a motion to stay the judgment. Like, seriously, just go do it. [UPDATE: You'll have to wait until August 18th.] Because let's be honest, we've only got a few months left of equality and respect for human rights in this country and then we're all pretty much screwed. You might as well get some nice cookware out of it while you still can.
"Justice Scalia held in his opinion that I get my waffle iron back."
CNN is saying the stay isn't officially lifted until August 18.
GAYS: This gives all of you silly rug-munchers and sperm-burglars a week to think about it!
P.S. Call me.
Wal-Mart's infamous Black Friday is soon to be eclipsed by Crate & Barrel's Rainbow Tuesday, the 17th of August.
The decision against the stay is delayed until the 18th, by which time it will have been appealed. So even though there were people lined up outside City Hall this morning here in San Francisco, no marriages yet.
NO GAY MARRIAGES UNTIL THE 18TH, for the judge has ruled that no china patterns shall be chosen in haste on his goddamned watch.
No, they're just turning it over to the 9th circuit, who will also deny the stay.
That was beautiful.
It's to give us another chance to visit our straight relatives, just to thin out the herd.
I saw a kid on Craigslist last night saying he was looking to get married and that he was absolutely serious about it. Might try it out myself. Why not? Gay divorce is legal, right?
Just have a divorce application stapled to the marriage license.
Actually, no!
ZOMG! We have no idea what we're getting into!
It won't matter, to me. Even with my sexy, sexy coporate health insurance for a domestic partner, I still can't get a hand job.
"corporate," or maybe "copulate"