Every few days something truly insane comes along and reminds us all what the internet is for: pornography and videos of animals acting like people. So, thanks to the fine folks at Urlesque, here's a clip of a chimp in Japan playing baseball. Knowing what we do about Japanese television, this is either from their "Frontline" or their "Fox and Friends."
In unrelated Japanese baseball news, there is this amazing clip, which, sadly, has no chimps, but is still pretty cool if you like baseball.
You write as though those are two separate categories.
This chimp plays baseball about as well as me.
This chimp is my favorite character on the Internet. He can walk a dog, pilot a Segway, ride the subway, and work an ATM. And he wears those adorable overalls!
I'm just glad they didn't show what happens when someone brushes that chimp off the plate.
I can't believe they gave that little killing machine a bat!
I believe he rips off the pitcher's genitals.
Upon seeing this, the New York Mets have signed the Chimp to a 4-year contract worth $35 million plus incentives.
Wow! The Japanese love baseball so much they have Yuen Wo-Ping choreograph.