We all might as well just go home right now, because there’s not going to be anything better than this all day. This digitized version of the Lindsay Lohan story appears to be from a different outlet than Apple Action News, which usually brings us these stories, but I have to say this is almost certainly the Citizen Kane of the genre. Even if it does kind of rip off Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” video. Anyway, I’m gonna go watch this again. It is just that good.