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Amazing Lindsay Lohan Jail/Rehab Video!!!
We all might as well just go home right now, because there's not going to be anything better than this all day. This digitized version of the Lindsay Lohan story appears to be from a different outlet than Apple Action News, which usually brings us these stories, but I have to say this is almost certainly the Citizen Kane of the genre. Even if it does kind of rip off Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video. Anyway, I'm gonna go watch this again. It is just that good.
THIS IS AMAZING
Almost as amazing as lying in bed this morning and having Maura's voice gently rouse me from my slumber. Let's do it again some time. (That was you, right?)
Haha, it was! Thanks.
My new goal in life, however, is to become computer-animated and go on joyrides in the Love Bug.
The fact that she's driving Herbie makes me wonder if this is a "Freaky Friday" situation and we really imprisoned Jamie Lee Curtis' consciousness.
Can you imagine the money that sequel would make. I strongly urge you to write the screenplay on spec.
She was driving the Love Bug?
Is dropping the soap really that big of a deal in lady prison?
Well, it's a ritual, Right? always has been, it was never about anal sex. The dropping of the soap is simply a sort of symbol of acceptance of one's situation and an offer of submission to a system that will eat you alive in exchange for an empty guarantee of safety. So when people tell each other not to "drop the soap" it is a metaphorical request as a statement of resistance, not a lame fucking joke that won't die
It's impressive they were able to get Kirsten Dunst for the shower scene.
Did Lindsay try dropping the soap as a seduction technique?
Robert DeNiro should've worn a tie to court. That was her first mistake.
Her second was leaving Juliette Lewis alone in a motel room with a trunk of Twinkies.
I have tears in my eyes.
I literally laughed out loud at my desk when she dropped the soap.
I was skeptical. The others were so good. But, yes, this is the pinnacle achievement, the greatest use of digital video technology-of technology period, really-I have ever seen. The dropping the soap, the disturbing weight gain, the throwing of the shoe! I need a translation, badly!
Drunk driving just looks so much classier with a martini glass
Full of grape jelly, no less.
Wow, I better go buy a soap dish.
Dina Lohan's fast-forward-nagging sound effect (at 0:55) struck me as not too far off the mark.
Who caught the Lady Gaga "Telephone" reference at 0:26? Because, uh, I didn't.