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"GROUND ZERO TERROR MOSQUE": The B Movie Poster

GROUND ZERO TERROR MOSQUEI'm thinking Gray Lady Down b/w The Poseidon Adventure as directed by Roger Corman and produced by Dario Argento. With Eric Roberts as Ross Douthat!

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KarenUhOh (#19)

So that's what's in those 11 herbs and spices.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

This is excellent. Please lose more bets.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Darrell Worley is the new Maureen McGovern.

carpetblogger (#306)

Babies! Puppies!

ish (#3,041)

Not the puppies. Please let nothing bad happen to the puppies!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -KABOOOOOMMMM-

deepomega (#1,720)

-splort-

Tuna Surprise (#573)

Needs more Comic Sans. Also, the ground zero terror mosque makes the baby Jesus cry – not the adult Jesus facepalm. Other than that, it's perfect.

keisertroll (#1,117)

Also Missing: Touchdown Jesus on Fire

brent_cox (#40)

Jesus Facepalm is my favorite part. Fill the screen with Jesus Facepalms.

C_Webb (#855)

Yeah, I'm actually identifying with the facepalm, and identifying with Jesus doesn't happen to me that often/ever.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

@brent @Webb – You're only identifying with Facepalm Jesus because that's how you (east coast godless elitist) feel about the terror mosque controversy.

brent_cox (#40)

No, I like Facepalm Jesus for its apocryphy.

keisertroll (#1,117)

My true lord and savior is Jean-Luc Picard.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

yeah but the borg, they eated him.

keisertroll (#1,117)

If I didn't have work, I'd actually spend all day making a fake trailer for this:
"IN A WORLD, WHERE PEOPLE CAN WORSHIP WHOEVER THEY WANT…"

numbersix (#85)

Needs more Reagan, though.

(Seriously, this is both a joy and a delight.)

Art Yucko (#1,321)

wait a sec… where Nobama at?

Matt (#26)

Or Vic Rattlehead for that matter.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

also: why isn't MyBabyMyBaby or the Colonel or Everybody for that matter enjoying a Zevon.

Matt (#26)

You know very well that Papa neither makes nor condones such lifestyle choices.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Tecate NA, coming to a Summer of Terror Mosque near you.

deepomega (#1,720)

Where Nobama, String? Where Nobama at?

Art Yucko (#1,321)

You want it to be one Terror Mosque!… But its da other Terror Mosque!

keisertroll (#1,117)

A CANNON FILMS PRESENTATION

This needs to be animated, stat!

NEEDS MOAR BLINGEE!

Art Yucko (#1,321)

#SHUTTERSHADEZ DOT GIF

jolie (#16)

You guys should see my collection of Balk Blingees. They're really… something.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

balkblingees dot tumblr dot com. do it.

"You should see my collection of Balk Blingees" is the "Wanna come up and see my etchings?" for the New Millennium.

Those giant nuclear-radiation-enhanced puppies about to eat the Twin Towers are freakin' me out

C_Webb (#855)

LOLTerror never quite took off.

keisertroll (#1,117)

The hijackers' last words: "RUH-ROH".

Rod T (#33)

Music by Ke$ha?

jetztinberlin (#392)

Adorable Satan baby FTW!

jetztinberlin (#392)

Also, I cannot be the only one wondering what on earth this bet was.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

Probably that Harry Reid would grow a pair…

City_Dater (#2,500)

The Four Horsemen riding up behind supercute Satan Baby made me choke on my bialy.

hman (#53)

Two eagles? Now that's just overkill.

Filmed entirely in IMAN 3D!

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Whoa! Just spotted the kneeling Dark Knight. This poster is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.

He just got iced, I think.

Sorry, that comment was so June, I know.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

The Bros are still ICING like it's May 2010, so there might as well be a bottle of Smirnoff in there. = totally makes Jesus cry

jolie (#16)

Where is the Balk wine stopper??????? "BALK WINE STOPPERS: PUTTING A CORK IN TERRORISM SINCE 2010"

Art Yucko (#1,321)

#THIS HAIR DVN TOPKILLZ YR OIL SPILLZ.

Wow, this is excellent

keisertroll (#1,117)

Also, needs more Machete.

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