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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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"GROUND ZERO TERROR MOSQUE": The B Movie Poster

GROUND ZERO TERROR MOSQUEI'm thinking Gray Lady Down b/w The Poseidon Adventure as directed by Roger Corman and produced by Dario Argento. With Eric Roberts as Ross Douthat!

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KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

So that's what's in those 11 herbs and spices.

boyofdestiny
boyofdestiny (#1,243)

This is excellent. Please lose more bets.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

Darrell Worley is the new Maureen McGovern.

carpetblogger
carpetblogger (#306)

Babies! Puppies!

ish
ish (#3,041)

Not the puppies. Please let nothing bad happen to the puppies!

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -KABOOOOOMMMM-

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

-splort-

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Needs more Comic Sans. Also, the ground zero terror mosque makes the baby Jesus cry - not the adult Jesus facepalm. Other than that, it's perfect.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

Also Missing: Touchdown Jesus on Fire

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

Jesus Facepalm is my favorite part. Fill the screen with Jesus Facepalms.

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

Yeah, I'm actually identifying with the facepalm, and identifying with Jesus doesn't happen to me that often/ever.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

@brent @Webb - You're only identifying with Facepalm Jesus because that's how you (east coast godless elitist) feel about the terror mosque controversy.

brent_cox
brent_cox (#40)

No, I like Facepalm Jesus for its apocryphy.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

My true lord and savior is Jean-Luc Picard.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

yeah but the borg, they eated him.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

If I didn't have work, I'd actually spend all day making a fake trailer for this:
"IN A WORLD, WHERE PEOPLE CAN WORSHIP WHOEVER THEY WANT..."

numbersix
numbersix (#85)

Needs more Reagan, though.

(Seriously, this is both a joy and a delight.)

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

wait a sec... where Nobama at?

Matt
Matt (#26)

Or Vic Rattlehead for that matter.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

also: why isn't MyBabyMyBaby or the Colonel or Everybody for that matter enjoying a Zevon.

Matt
Matt (#26)

You know very well that Papa neither makes nor condones such lifestyle choices.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Tecate NA, coming to a Summer of Terror Mosque near you.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

Where Nobama, String? Where Nobama at?

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

You want it to be one Terror Mosque!... But its da other Terror Mosque!

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

A CANNON FILMS PRESENTATION

Clarence Rosario

This needs to be animated, stat!

DorothyMantooth

NEEDS MOAR BLINGEE!

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

#SHUTTERSHADEZ DOT GIF

jolie
jolie (#16)

You guys should see my collection of Balk Blingees. They're really... something.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

balkblingees dot tumblr dot com. do it.

DorothyMantooth

"You should see my collection of Balk Blingees" is the "Wanna come up and see my etchings?" for the New Millennium.

lost_in_transubstantiation

Those giant nuclear-radiation-enhanced puppies about to eat the Twin Towers are freakin' me out

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

LOLTerror never quite took off.

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

The hijackers' last words: "RUH-ROH".

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

Music by Ke$ha?

jetztinberlin
jetztinberlin (#392)

Adorable Satan baby FTW!

jetztinberlin
jetztinberlin (#392)

Also, I cannot be the only one wondering what on earth this bet was.

Tuna Surprise
Tuna Surprise (#573)

Probably that Harry Reid would grow a pair...

City_Dater
City_Dater (#2,500)

The Four Horsemen riding up behind supercute Satan Baby made me choke on my bialy.

hman
hman (#53)

Two eagles? Now that's just overkill.

NotAndersonCooper

Filmed entirely in IMAN 3D!

Lockheed Ventura
Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Whoa! Just spotted the kneeling Dark Knight. This poster is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.

lost_in_transubstantiation

He just got iced, I think.

lost_in_transubstantiation

Sorry, that comment was so June, I know.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

The Bros are still ICING like it's May 2010, so there might as well be a bottle of Smirnoff in there. = totally makes Jesus cry

jolie
jolie (#16)

Where is the Balk wine stopper??????? "BALK WINE STOPPERS: PUTTING A CORK IN TERRORISM SINCE 2010"

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

#THIS HAIR DVN TOPKILLZ YR OIL SPILLZ.

sorry your heinous

Wow, this is excellent

keisertroll
keisertroll (#1,117)

Also, needs more Machete.

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