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"I think mine would be a ‘creepy baby voice,' because a friend once told me I do a voice like that sometimes and I've been trying to consciously get rid of it, so it's only natural that it would go to my vagina. Only it would be a creepy dead ghost baby voice, because of my abortion."
-What does your vagina sound like?
My vagina sounds like a penis.
Probably from all that smoking.
"Mine's Mouth is always full."
A Vaguzela, if we're to examine Very Recent Vagstory.
Mine sounds like the opening (!) strains of Beethoven's Fifth.
Yeah but there's that horrible echo too.
@STC: Funny, your Dad and brother don't seem to mind that echo when they're yodelling in the gully.
What can I say? They love driving their SUV in the canyon. I can't take that away from them.
BTW, is it ok if they store their ATV's in there for the winter?
@STC: Sure, as soon as I finish using your prodigious member to thread this needle.
SCROLLY'S GOT A BIG PUSSY!!1!
Like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
@STC: We'll see who's laughing when I subdivide it and build the house of my dreams. Don't come crawling for a parcel then, buddy.
Like driving a Vespa through the Chunnel.
@Deepo: More like one of those tiny circus bikes through the Grand Canyon.
Wait, if your peen goes in her but never actually touches her, does it count as sex?
@STC: According to your Mom's rationalization of her most recent Fleet Week, it does not count.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4jxkdd&s=3
@Art: Can't see it- blocked here.
"LarryDavid.gif"
In humid weather, it makes that sound like when you back your car over a fat person.
Oh, good–that's normal.
@garge: So I can remove the chickpea poultice?
Oh no, scrolly, I was asking; here I was, hoping I could retire my Warburg's tincture (that shit burns!)!
@garge: The situation is declining as it is now making that chirping sound you get when a battery is low.
Make haste, pull over, and find a service provider before your blowout preventer goes, or it will start wheezing Doug Suttles into August, maybe September!
@garge: I opted out of the extended service plan so I'm gonna pay out the wazoo.
Your vagina voice is like your speaking voice – it sounds a lot deeper to you than it does to other people and when it's sick (diseased), it sounds like Lindsay Lohan.
yet another disparity between sexes.
(When my cock is diseased, it sounds like Tom Waits.)
@Art: You told me it sounds not unlike Lyle Lovett on helium as he's being punched in the solar plexus.
that's his other vagina.
My wife's lesbian lover looks exactly like Lyle Lovett. No shit.
@STC: Lots of women prefer scary looking chicks over gorgeous male specimens. I'm going to visit her later at The Home and see how she's doing on that macrame plant hanger.
YOU MEAN SHE'S BEEN SEEING ANOTHER GUY TOO?!??
SHIT.
@STC: I thought BadUnc had confessed awready!
Where the hell is that guy anyway?
@STC: I dunt know. Playing hard to get, apparently.
My penis sounds like Señor Wences.
**blinking**
Eartha Kitt plus Dusty Springfield.
Santa Baby was the son of a preacher, man.
I Wanna Be Evil and have Breakfast in Bed
Ah! There you are.
^that was at BadUnc. I hate the uncooperative internets today!
Wait. "Little elvis"?
am i the only one that refers to my member as "fat elvis"?
Mine sounds like a member-in-good-standing of the Junior League of Mobile, Alabama. Her name is Beulah.
I know someone who is in the Junior League of Mobile. That's the best Mardi Gras in the nation and the JL makes it real. You could do a hell of a lot worse.
Sometimes you can't tell whether it's a real vagina or justa sock puppet.
My penis sounds like Nic Cage's voice in Peggy Sue Got Married.
Most animated vaginas are voiced by Mel Gibson.
I would like to say mine sounds all smooth and sophisticated like, but I just know it'd be voiced by Jemaine Clement in the animated series.