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Tony Yayo, "Pass The Patron"
Parental alert!!! Following yesterday's important warning about the "digital drugs" craze, newly discovered video evidence indicates that rapper Tony Yayo is DOSING young internet nerds with extremely potent Patron tequila THROUGH THEIR COMPUTERS!!! Also, Yayo's boss 50 Cent has become Max Headroom.
Damn… 50 really took losing the sales battle to Kanye pretty badly
pass,pass,passthePaDROOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Strange, I heard nothing.
-abruptly gets up and walks out of building, bumping into people-
-gets into car, drives across town, going over curbs, knocking over old ladies and fruit stands-
-pulls up and crashes into front window of Liquor Emporium-
-grabs shopping cart and fills with bottles of Patron-
-empties bank account on Tequila while store owners threaten lawsuit-
"As a recent high school graduate who knows absolutely nothing about anything, I think people should listen up and understand that this is a big deal." *Points at Art puking in gutter*
He fucking just Max Headroomed.
Llyod Banks > Tony Yayo > Lil Romeo.
"LLOYD" Banks. Ugh.
Seems like a good enough recipe, although only two instances of That's low for a Half Baked.
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