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"When you spend hours making a doll camera-ready, she said, 'it doesn't seem funny at all when an extra pretends that the dummy is giving him a blow job.'"
-Every time I see the word blowjob in the New Yorker (or, as they have it, "blow job") I have a brief pang of sorrow for the ghost of William Shawn. It passes quickly, though, because, you know, blowjobs!
I'm shocked as well, Alex:
It is ALWAYS two words: blow job. It is two words because it is hard work. Please, we do not mind–it is an amusing and often pleasurable task–but don't try to merge the words in an attempt to negate the effort.
The elision of space betwixt the words? Makes us think you don't really care.
Does this rule apply to all difficult sexual acts, or just this one?
Deep O? If you write "titfucking," I will shoot you where you stand.
Usually when I'm threatened like that, the verb isn't "write".
Lunge? Hee.
More like plunge.
the doll's name is sugartits and i wasn't "pretending"