Old news, but always worth repeating: "Mobile phones can harbour 18 times more living bacteria than a flush on a men's toilet, according to research for consumer group Which?. A hygiene expert who swabbed and analysed 30 handsets for the study found seven had warning or high levels of environmental bacteria. One harboured levels of bacteria, including faecal coliforms, high enough to give its user a serious stomach upset."
But will it cause me to drop calls?
That's why I only talk into my elbow.
This is largely from getting drunk and dropping them in the toilet.
Does this mean I should stop licking my cell phone?
No this means it's ok to lick toilet flushers.
Mine is "champagne," so no.
This is why I always rinse my phone off in the toilet.
My phone is also a urine cake. It smells great all the time.
Alternative hed: Your Crackberry Has Dingleberries.
I knew my Sunday-ritual of an ear candle followed by an ear canal Purell douche was intuitive of something.
That's why I downloaded the Toilet Flush app. Washes it all away!
2000 iFlushes Blueâ„¢
90% of conversations are just talking shit, and this is news?
What would Douglas Adams think?
I seem to remember something about the Japanese using antibacterial plastic for at least payphone handsets.