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The Weeping Eagle Awards: Get Faced in D.C. Tonight
Tonight the First Annual Weeping Eagle Awards takes place in our nation's "capital"! At Solly's Tavern! Basically a Wonkette drink-up party is an Awl drink-up party, so you should probably go.
For reasons I apologize that I will NOT be going into here, I don't go to Solly's. So pah.
Wait. Their editor is going to be IN ATTENDANCE? (No really I love you missed you)
"Eat delicious things!" I was going to say HA! Solly's doesn't even HAVE FOOD, there you go, spreading your LIES, LIBERAL BLOG-O-SPHERE. But then I saw they are BRINGING food, like COMMUNISTS.
Wait whoa whoa. The editors attend and bring food themselves? So it is not at ALL like an Awl drink-up party.
Very few people have seen Ken Layne in captivity. He is the Bigfoot of blog editors. People should go, get photographic evidence of his existence and post them IMMEDIATELY so we can make our own judgements as to whether he is real or not.