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Stuttering Porker Viciously Assaulted By Colleagues
There is very possibly some backstory that we're missing here-or not! We are talking about Gurnee, Illinois, after all-but we'll simply provide you with the facts as stated: "Two Six Flags employees were ejected from the north suburban theme park Monday afternoon after allegedly attacking a female employee dressed as 'Porky Pig.' Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, took a photo with "Porky Pig" about 2:20 p.m. Monday at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times, Gurnee police said. Both men are employees of the park and were visiting on their day off, Gurnee police Sgt. Jon Ward said."
To err is human, to oink; porcine.
Bacophobist hostility of any sort is intolerable.
Porky is haram.
I'll put'em outta their misery with Tenderloin missles from the Predator.
Hate the game, not the player.
c/ This little piggy is named LeBron
She'd already oinked both of them.
NO, I GET TO BE THE TOMATO. YOU ARE THE LETTUCE.
Porky needs to put some fucking pants on.
So what I'm hearing is Porky was dressed like a slut?
The pig says "my wife is a slut?"
Now that's a complaint.
I want to know why Mickey mouse wears shorts but Donald Duck is pantsless. Probably has to do with illicit sailor activities.
so now we are victim blaming…wow really?
Tell him where you buy your breakaway pants and he will.
*sigh* that was at STC, obvs
You left your thong over on the Tilt A Whirl again scrolly. Some carnie is sniffing it behind Sno Cone machine if you want to go get it back.
You left a considerable wad of DNA on the Scrambler and the Health Dept shut it down. One urchin had already gone flying off the thing and landed on the bearded lady who, ironically, has a Brazilian wax.
My muppet jism tastes like cotton candy. Go ahead, have a taste if you don't believe me.
And have to get another painful series of shots? Unlike Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, scrolly can only be fooled once.
These fellows are Serbs, right? This is some esoteric love ritual among the Balkan boys, I think.
Where's Niko?
they are muslims. this is a hate crime.
@BL: He's out here with me. And for the record, the pig was an Albanian.
They're Ukrainian. In Kyiv, pig slaps YOU upside head.
I'm just amazed that nobody has made the obvious Lord of the Flies joke yet.
That's all, folks!