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Supplies! "Four men with a seemingly limitless appetite for office supplies have burglarized Staples stores in Manhattan at least seven times this year, the police say."
If sad supplies are boxes of Uni-ball Micros? I TOTALLY GET IT.
EXACTLY! Uni-balls and printer cartridges are priced like gold bullion.
I love office supplies. How did I never think to heist Staples!
No CASUAL RACISM tag?
Just getting in on the ground floor of the "Target protest."
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I don't care how racist it is, I love that joke to death! (the one about the multiracial gold prospecting team)
You would think that someone at the store (security, I'm looking at you) would recognize these guys when they showed up in the middle of the afternoon to rob a store for the 4th time.
Hand over the toner cartridges, NICE AND EASY LIKE, and nobody gets hurt.
Don't try and be a hero. We all know that HP is the real criminal here.
One could say it was a 'supplies attack'.
Supply-side economics.
@Flashman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI&feature=related
Because it was easy.
I know the punchline and can never remember the joke!
Three guys of different races want to start up a mining operation in California in the 1850s. One is in charge of getting the mineral rights. Another is in charge of hiring workers (staff). The last is in charge of supplies. Etc., etc..
I thought it had to do with war? Maybe it is the everypunchline.
NB: One of them is of Oriental extraction.
He later goes missing.
Time was a man could lay in a good stock of office supplies by commandeering a little at a time from work. A pack of Post-Its, a box of Pilot V5s, a ream of paper here and there, and, if the wind was favorable, one of those barrels of cheez balls. Now with unemployment what it is, we're headed for the source. Times are hard, indeed.
My father worked at 3M for 15 years before he was able to assemble an entire stack of Post-its.