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Snot Compared To Italian Lunchmeat
Alexander Hamilton's perpetual rotisserie must be on overdrive this morning: "A reputed crime-family captain, with the nom-de-mob 'Big Nose,' dug in for some nasal gabagool during an appearance in Brooklyn federal court yesterday — picking and pulling the entire time the judge instructed the jury on deliberations. Then he disgustingly licked every finger." I hope some mobster scratches his ass soon; I'm looking forward to the phrase "anal mortadell'."
Maybe he's inoculating himself against RICO-onset Rheumatic Fever.
Who needs ricotta?
i am eating an egg sandwich now and suddenly its not so delicious.
I bet Big Nose has some fresh Pancetta that'll liven your sandwich up.
If he digs a little deeper we'll finally find Hoffa.
I feel sad that The Cheese Man, Boston's version of same, missed the opportunity to pick at his toes during his trial.
Once when I was hanging out watching the Sopranos with a bunch of friends of mine, I explained to them that "gabagool" is actually spelled "Cappicola" and blew everybody's mind. Of course, they had all been taking gravity bong rips for the past two hours, so that might have made them a little more easily impressed.