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Thursday, July 15, 2010

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Snot Compared To Italian Lunchmeat

Alexander Hamilton's perpetual rotisserie must be on overdrive this morning: "A reputed crime-family captain, with the nom-de-mob 'Big Nose,' dug in for some nasal gabagool during an appearance in Brooklyn federal court yesterday — picking and pulling the entire time the judge instructed the jury on deliberations. Then he disgustingly licked every finger." I hope some mobster scratches his ass soon; I'm looking forward to the phrase "anal mortadell'."

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Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Maybe he's inoculating himself against RICO-onset Rheumatic Fever.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Who needs ricotta?

caitlin p. abber
caitlin p. abber (#6,072)

i am eating an egg sandwich now and suddenly its not so delicious.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

I bet Big Nose has some fresh Pancetta that'll liven your sandwich up.

scroll_lock
scroll_lock (#4,122)

If he digs a little deeper we'll finally find Hoffa.

jolie
jolie (#16)

I feel sad that The Cheese Man, Boston's version of same, missed the opportunity to pick at his toes during his trial.

buzzorhowl
buzzorhowl (#992)

Once when I was hanging out watching the Sopranos with a bunch of friends of mine, I explained to them that "gabagool" is actually spelled "Cappicola" and blew everybody's mind. Of course, they had all been taking gravity bong rips for the past two hours, so that might have made them a little more easily impressed.

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