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Sad news for Italian prostitutes: Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi says his playboy days are over.
Sad news for Italian prostitutes: Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi says his playboy days are over.
His nookie days are over, his pilot light is out. What used to be his sex appeal is now his water spout.
He conveniently did not mention his nights.
If there's one thing we've learned about Berlusconi, it's that he's a man of his word.
yes, and the check is in the mail.
Uh, I think you left out the most important part of this story?
"Meanwhile it also emerged today that Berlusconi had asked medical staff to try and help him live until he was 150 years old."
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That's a shame since Mel Gibson's girlfriend is currently available and has a penchant for scary looking old philanderers.