Russian Outfit Protests Supermarkets, Capitalist Machine
You may remember the rather terrific Giant Russian Penis escapade, designed by the art agitprop outfit War, to torture the Russian Federal Security Service. Now (or as close to "now" as we can tell from the slow migration of news from Russian Livejournals), they are protesting supermarkets. The translation goes something like this: "Food in Europe became a privilege and not a right of every freeman. And we, War art-movement, are waging a war with this infernal system till the very last cog of the Capitalists machine will be torn out." Commenters at English Russia are torn on whether the protesters are "dirty smelly hippies," "fruits and nuts, weirdos and freakos," "attention whores," or just "suspiciously Jewish," so at least we learn that the Russian Internet is just like the American one: full of anonymous people ready to denounce anyone who stands out (but especially the Jews).
Can we put an ice-pick embargo on them?
Wait, don't the Jews run capitalism? Are they playing some kind of double game here?
You know too much. Quick! There's no time to explain, just hide in this culvert.
That's how devious they are!
If there's one thing I associate with supermarkets, it's food that's TOO good and expensive. Poor people just can't afford it! If only all food was sold at independent mom and pop greengrocers, then the working man would be able to buy it.
Russia, you can go right back to the cannibalism you once favored if you don't want our delicious supermarket-y capitalism.
Those protesters are best served with a little blini and sour cream.
I was gonna say, they do not seem to be missing many meals. And that baby they're fish-water dipping? Mmmmm….
LOOK GUYS STOP THINKING TOO HARD ABOUT THIS AGITPROP IS FUN :DDDDD OKAY?
In Soviet Russia, your grocer's freezer bins contain you.
(Sigh. Sorry, everyone.)
No, it's okay. It had to be said.
But free giant penis for everyone is ok?