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Robert Davi, Philosopher and Tea Party Enthusiast
"He gestured towards a dinner roll and spoke about its 'bread-ness'-the wan material object we call bread, juxtaposed with the vibrant reality of bread floating somewhere in the ether. 'When you intellectualize your creation,' he said, 'you destroy your creation.'"
-Robert Davi, ladies and gentlemen.
So instead of fucking around with Barthes, I could have been watching Goonies?
And it was like, ‘Hey, I'm ready to communicate through song.'
I proceeded to read the rest of his quotes to the tune of "Fly Me to the Moon." It made the article even more fun!
#My Breakfast With the D-List
The assistant hurried off to arrange a cheaper car rental. Davi, the set designer, and the producer then tackled the opening, which Davi wanted to resemble the scene in King Kong in which the ape is onstage and revealed for the first time dramatically backlit.
I was feeling the 'bread-ness' big time last night at Bar Boulud.
Um, breastfeeding?
he should have anne sellors open for him.
"The two books that had the greatest impact on his life were None Dare Call It Treason, by John Stormer, and Masters of Deceit, by J. Edgar Hoover."
At least he was raised on the classics.
Someone please get this man a 7 day pill box. And I am not usually one to play matchmaker, but is Suzanne Somers single?
Too sneezy.
"Capri-length jeans with embroidery around the pockets."
I think this is the most important part of the article!?
Does "cuffed" = "rolled"? Is he rolling capri pants?
I DON'T KNOW!
Dammit, now I want carbohydrates.
More Zachary Woolfe.
In all fairness, the lunatic talking about "breadness" was Davi's voice coach/manager/former philosophy major/wearer of capri-length jeans with embroidery around the pockets/traveling companion. Davi was the one whining about the teat-sucking welfare state and the Maoist intent revealed by the abolishing of prayer in schools.
So much crazy, all tootling around together in a rental car…
"Showbiz!"
I don't know why Davi was not a bigger star. Deserved to rise to heights higher than than maniac cop 2 and 3.