I vaguely remember a web page he had in the mid 90s where he posted pics and clips.

oh, please, who hasn't sucked themselves off… anyway, since it seems the Internet trots this guy out about twice a year, I have this to offer:

my mother went to college with Jane Hathaway of the Beverly Hillbillies.
We weren't allowed to watch the show as kids, because she considered it 'trash.' (Also, anything with Bob Barker, for some reason).

Years later, when I was in Hollywood, finding work on set construction for cheap music videos, etc, I learned that anyone we knew who had got work
on a series or a pilot, it was HEY! GREAT! CONGRATS!. It was bread and butter. Outside Hollywood, it may have been trash, but within the LA city limits, that meant you could pay your bills and (at one time) almost buy a house.

So there is that divide….

For this guy; the work is out there; he's waiting for the red carpet or something? Perhaps he is too dumb to realize that he can make money off his huge schlong, and then develop his OWN video game?

Use what you have.

(and we all do miss Jane Hathaway, of course)