Sad but true: New York Will Solve the Bedbug Crisis by Speaking Very Sternly to the Bedbugs.
Screw all this. It's time to break out some zombie DDT.
Oh, and if you think you're crashing on my couch on your roadie to LA? -There's a tent in the backyard, I'll leave the gate open.
Yeah, this… this is an East Coast thing right? Let's be sure to keep it that way, k?
yo def
They've hired Gregor Samsa to shoot a series of PSAs.
I swear to God if I ever see a bedbug in my apartment I'm buying napalm. Bedbugs terrify me.
Maybe we could institute a citywide ban?
Solve the bedbug problem & budget shortages simultaneously: FINE the bedbugs.
You can't get blood from a . . . . oh never mind.
We should not fund our city on blood money! #refudiate
And if anyone says anything mean about my pal Chris Quinn you'll have Kneetoe to deal with!
So we speak strongly to the millions of loathsome parasites that suck our blood, and round up and gas to death birdies and their babies because one bird zigged when he should have zagged.
Why no Shadow Editors anymore? :(
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Screw all this. It's time to break out some zombie DDT.
Oh, and if you think you're crashing on my couch on your roadie to LA? -There's a tent in the backyard, I'll leave the gate open.
Yeah, this… this is an East Coast thing right? Let's be sure to keep it that way, k?
yo def
They've hired Gregor Samsa to shoot a series of PSAs.
I swear to God if I ever see a bedbug in my apartment I'm buying napalm. Bedbugs terrify me.
Maybe we could institute a citywide ban?
Solve the bedbug problem & budget shortages simultaneously: FINE the bedbugs.
You can't get blood from a . . . . oh never mind.
We should not fund our city on blood money! #refudiate
And if anyone says anything mean about my pal Chris Quinn you'll have Kneetoe to deal with!
So we speak strongly to the millions of loathsome parasites that suck our blood, and round up and gas to death birdies and their babies because one bird zigged when he should have zagged.
Why no Shadow Editors anymore? :(