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"Last Friday 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher of Aventura was arrested for suspicion of having sex with his female great dane. Pacher's lawyer says the whole thing is a miscommunication started by a bad joke. It doesn't help his case any though that the dog was named after super model and sex symbol Christie Brinkley."
-Not only can you not joke about bombs in airports, you can't joke about getting it on with your dog at the vet any more. Also: back off, Alaska! What with all the alleged dog-sexing, America's wang doesn't even have to try to defend its title of nuttiest state.
Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation.
I was involuntarily committed for 72 hours following my attempt to marry my gerbil, Richard Gere. I am still bitter as we had made a downpayment on a Habitrail.
I'm going to have to rename "Glenn Beck" the next time he makes an appearance.
He'll be crying, that much we know.
Great work, topical ads. I DO need to find a new dog vet after this!
I wish an ad would appear on this from the Cochran Law Firm. They used to have a button on the site that said "If you're about to be arrested, CLICK HERE". I always pictured the police breaking down a door just as someone is sending the Bat Signal for Zombie Johnny Cochran.
He should have named her Taylor Dane.
Tell It To My Shart
Can you blame him? The dog was fetch.
nice.
I love you, sir.
+2004
meant for goons.
Nothin' but the dawg in me…
"Buzz, your girlfriend… WOOF!"
At least the guy's not gay!