A new videogame will help middle school students learn how to say no when sex pops up its head and rubs its firm, grasping hands up and down their bodies. Or something. I don't know. I thought videogames were already a good way of preventing sex.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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'The game uses a motion capturing suit which is worn by the player . . .'
Hee hee hee... I'm sure middle schooler won't think of anything at all to subvert the intentions of this game.
HAVE THEY LEARNED NOTHING FROM CHAT ROULETTE???
Cool. A game where it pays to LOSE.
Score?
"...the game works by using the stimulation of digital puppetry..." FURRIES!!
Our tax dollars at work.
I liked how the video cut off right as the anchor was about to finish that sentence. The look of disdain and disgust on her face is pure gold.
WTF 440k federal tax dollars for something that will not be bought nor work. I did a report on this at Syracuse and video games are not what teach behavior, it will only work if the user wants to incorporate that into their own life. in other words a waste of our f'ing money which could be used towards something like a cure for cancer or i dont know FIXING THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incredible. Why would they even spend all that money on something that isn't going to be useful or meaningful to anyone? And the graphics are pretty pitiful. 430K and you can't even make humans look like anything beyond wax dolls. How pathetic.