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Behind the scenes of The Beaver: "I mean, if only there was some way we could have known he was an alcoholic abusive racist we could have avoided this entire thing."
They can turn it into a porny. The hand puppet "saves" him with a hand job while he cusses prodigiously at it.
Oh, Lordy. A man giving himself a handjob that, because he's wearing a puppet, looks like a blowjob, and the puppet is a beaver. They'd have to invent a new rating.
I sure hope they can convince Alice Cooper to reprise his role as Eddie Haskell.
I miss Beaver College.
I was gonna go there. Wound up at Fucksamatta U.
I'm a sucker for jokes about un-cared-for DI Colorists.
C'mon, Mike works really hard and has every right to be in that meeting.
It works better if you know from the start that ILM does not stand for I Love Music.
Oh man,that flacid,Marlboro tainted 4 incher with a brutus who is huffing and puffing over me. Man, I miss High School.
"I will now be known as the lesbian BFF of both Racist McWifebeater and Adolf Hitler"
*pleasebrealpleaseberealpleasebereal